here's another one along the same lines:
Salary Theorem
everyone knows:
Knowledge is Power
and:
Time is Money
anyone who had studied physics at the most elementary level knows that
Power = Work / Time
and since Knowledge =Power and Time = Money, we get:
Knowledge = Work / Money
from which we can get
Money = Work / Knowledge.
so:
when Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards infinity, reguardless of the value attributed to Work, even if the value of Work is very small.
on the contraty, when Knowledge goes towards infinity, Money goes towards zero, even if the value of Work is high.
the evident conclusion: the less you know, the more money you difinitely make.
those of you who have had difficulty following this explanation, must be making a lot of money!
this is the fameous Salary Theorem, which establishes that engineers and scientists can never earn as much money as businessmen, salesmen politicians and actors easily make.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie
-- JRRT
M.C. Escher - Reptilien