How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

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It Is Better To Light One Candle...
Q: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331 - Here's why:

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.

143 votes for alt.light.bulb.

[CDRecorder]

LOL!!!

[Ian]

Me Three!

[Inertia]

It Is Better To Light One Candle...
Q: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331 - Here's why:

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.

143 votes for alt.light.bulb.

LOL!!!

Me Three!

Me too concatenate you.

[Turkeyscore.com]

Me Three!

Me Four

[eliminator]

me5!

[David]

Me Six!

[MonteLDS]

so close to making it 1337.... now that would of been 1337

good story. funny cause its true

[eFrisky]

Me too concatenate you.

All your concatenation are belong to us.

[David]

A most unfortunate thing happened at around 2:00 PM EST upon flicking the switch a light bulb went out making the room a little darker place to be in. Leaving the remaining lights on for fear if I turned them off when turned back on that they too will go out. I fetched a two step fold able steep stool and brought it to the room. Setting up the stoop under the fixture I inspected the burnt out bulb to find out the wattage. After gathering the neccary information I went to retrieve the part neccary to make the room a little brighter. To my dismay the first replacement bulb that I grabbed was the last one in the box and it had a broken filament in it so I had to get another. The second replacement bulb was also the last one in a box but it's filament was not broken. I screwed the bulb into the socket while power was still feeding into it since I did not bother to turn the lights off.