Who would you want to babysit your children?

[dolphinius_rex]

Who would you rather have babysit your children? Michael Jackson? or Tom Cruise?

Discuss

[Wesociety]

Neither would be the best choice of course.
But I'll play your twisted game...

I chose Tom Cruise as he is less likely to sexually assault a child.

[roadrunner]

Let's see, pedophile or scientologist nut job...

...how about "the dog?"

[DrageMester]

Both at the same time.

One of them alone with kids would be bad for the reasons explained above.

But with both of them there, Michael wouldn't dare make a move on the children and Tom would be busy converting Michael to Scientology leaving the kids alone.

[dolphinius_rex]

Both at the same time.

One of them alone with kids would be bad for the reasons explained above.

But with both of them there, Michael wouldn't dare make a move on the children and Tom would be busy converting Michael to Scientology leaving the kids alone.

Yeah, I should have included both as an option

[TheWizard]

Tom Cruise, hands down. He was Maverick!

"That's right, Ice...man, I am dangerous!"

[SithTracy]

I almost picked Jackson because I have two girls and he would not be interested in them, but I opted for Tom Cruise just so I could ask the little S.O.B. for my money back on some of those Mission Impossible movies.