Man attacks girlfriend with cactus

[Ian]

Yep, more "it came from Wisconsin" news. I swear, we must get all the retards up here.

http://www.journaltimes.com/nucleus/ind ... temid=2847

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. (AP) - A man is facing charges in what authorities say was a cactus attack on his girlfriend.

The woman suffered serious injuries when hit repeatedly with a cactus plant at their apartment Wednesday night, officials said. She told police the man got upset over some phone calls he had made and "went psycho."

[aviationwiz]

I swear, we must get all the retards up here.

Nothing new, over here in Minnesota, we always knew you guys were screwed up.

[dodecahedron]

i wonder what kind of cactus it was, what shape it had.
was it phallic ?
might this be some kind of perverse foreplay ?

[dolphinius_rex]

i wonder what kind of cactus it was, what shape it had.
was it phallic ?
might this be some kind of perverse foreplay ?

eww.... man, don't go making people visualize those things!!

[MediumRare]

eww.... man, don't go making people visualize those things!!

I'll second that!!!

i wonder what kind of cactus it was, what shape it had.

Maybe it was this one:



This thing is called a "golden barrel" in English- but seeing the strong German presence in Wisconsin, maybe the German name inspired the guy: it's called a "Schwiegermutterstuhl" or mother-in-law's chair.

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[Ian]

My parents used to have a huge barrel cactus like that. When I was a kid, I fell of the couch and landed on it. Hurt like a mother. I think JamieW was over when that happened.

[dodecahedron]

did he push you ?

[Ian]

lol.. no, I was goofing around and fell off.

[dodecahedron]

some of these cactii have beautiful flowers.

i had a small one like that, 2 inches wide.
died of dehydration - yeah, i managed to kill a cactus by water deprivation

[LoneWolf]

I had a small one like that too, suitemates gave it to me in college when they left for home back in California. I named it (wait for it) Spike.

I never killed it, but it stayed the same size until I gave it to my mother, and in what must have been an insult to me, it has now grown about a foot I think. I sure wouldn't want to sit on one...those spines are not only sharp, but they're quite rigid, so they'll sink in deep.

[pranav81]

The cactus looks great in the pic.I just cant imagine Ian landing up on one of them...... Must have been a painful experience.And what happened to that cactus after that fall?Did it survive?

BTW,are you sure Ian that JamieW was not responsible for that fall?


::Pranav::