by JamieW on Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:35 pm
I basically hate all drivers that I notice. I hate tailgaters, people who think my space cushion is the right size for their car, parking spot gankers, people who drive too slow in the left lane, people who speed up just so you won't get in the lane, people who cut anyone off, and so on.
I had a particularly irritating situation last week in fact. I get off of the toll road which I take every day to work. Two toll booths which then goes to three lanes:
LL.CL.RL.
..TB.TB..
LL = Left Lane, CL = Center Lane, RL = Right Lane, TB = Toll Booth.
I go to the left Toll Booth because it takes bills and I don't have change, no big deal. Center Lane turns left or right, no straight option. I have to go right so I go to the center lane. I've got about 60 yards to go to the light and I have immediately proceeded to the center lane out of the booth after confirming there were no cars at the right toll booth to interfere with this.
Well, this pissed off some guy in a Subaru about 40 yards up who nearly runs into me trying to get from the right lane to the center lane. Keep in mind he's still, he isn't moving, the light is red, the right lane is solid cars for 50 yards. I had been in the lane for 40 yards and moving at the same pace (about 10 mph) when he decided to all of a sudden switch lanes to the center lane in which there are no cars. He makes some rude gestures, then climbs up on my ass, and then gets over to the left lane and we are next to each other at the line waiting for the light.
He makes another rude gesture. Now, at this point I'm furious. I know I seem very calm and easy going. I'm a bundle of warm fuzzy thoughts all the time if you're to read my posts here as any indication. But one thing that really pisses me off beyond belief is someone getting on my ass for their mistake. So I tell him to follow me and we'll discuss this further outside of the cars. He waves his hand, I tell him "fine, I'll come to you and we will discuss it." I change from a right turn to a left turn and he and I proceed to make a series of the same turns (possibly due to the fact that I was following him with intent of dragging him out of his car and denting his hood with his head). He gets in a left lane turn then darts into a gap in the lane next to us, speeds off, turns right, and eludes me before I can decorate his hood.
A man has been charged after allegedly punching a 73-year-old woman in the face, breaking her nose and stabbing her in the arm with a corkscrew before hitting a second woman with a bottle at a wedding reception in the Whitsunday Islands.