He's manufacturing drama. There's not been enough in this "relationship" that dunderhead has to make it. He's making it like Pampers makes diapears. He's taken an "us, together, weeeeeeee for love" holiday and turned it into one of separation. OH MY GOD EVERY TIME I SEE SIGNS OF HIS RELATIONSHIP I WORRY ABOUT THE HUMAN RACE FOR HE WILL BREED, MARK MY WORDS HE WILL BREED. AND THERE WILL BE LITTLE MONTE'S RUNNING AROUND THE WORLD LEARNING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND THEY WILL EVENTUALLY INTERACT WITH YOUR CHILDREN. STEEL YOUR CHILDREN NOW FOR THEY WILL BE INFECTED BY THIS.
And OH MY GOD THE MIX CD!!!! WE USED TO MAKE TAPES BECAUSE IT TOOK TIME AND EFFORT. YOU HAD TO SIT THERE WHILE THE TAPE WAS BEING MADE. THAT WAS 60-90 MINUTES EACH SIDE. NOW ITS LIKE "HEY THERE, 8 CENTS OF MEDIA AND 4 MINUTES OF TIME AND EFFORT TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS FOR YOU!!! HOPE YOU LIKE IT NOW HAVE MY WEEE MORMON BABIES THAT WE MAY SEND OUT INTO THE WORLD IN WHITE SHIRTS AND TIES ON BICYCLES GOING DOOR TO DOOR TALKING ABOUT GOLDEN DISCS ASCENDING TO HEAVEN! YAY FUN FOR US!"
And look at the lyrics on those songs. Perfect World? At first I thought it was a Freedy Johnston song which is a cool song but wholly inappropriate for a Valentine's Day CD because it is about suicide. Then I checked the lyrics of this band's Perfect World. HOLY CRAP, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU CRAZY CRAZY KID:
Hey Dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according
To plan?
And do you think I’m wasting
My time doing things I
Wanna do?
But it hurts when you
Disapprove all along
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I’m never gonna be good
Enough for you
I can’t pretend that
I’m alright
And you can’t change me
‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be
My hero?
All the days
You spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don’t
Care anymore
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I’m never gonna be good
Enough for you
I can’t stand another fight
And nothing’s alright
‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
Nothing’s gonna change
The things that you said
Nothing’s gonna make this
Right again
Please don’t turn your back
I can’t believe it’s hard
Just to talk to you
But you don’t understand
‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
THE FREEDY JOHNSTON SONG ABOUT HIM KILLING HIMSELF AFTER HIS WOMAN DIES WAS MORE APPROPRIATE.
A man has been charged after allegedly punching a 73-year-old woman in the face, breaking her nose and stabbing her in the arm with a corkscrew before hitting a second woman with a bottle at a wedding reception in the Whitsunday Islands.