Yeah, I know Lite-On isn't a Japanese company so this technically isn't "Engrish"... but you get the point.
http://www.liteonit.com/DC/english/customer.htm
A few of the good ones:
"Why my player has problem when playing a Mpeg4 movie?"
"Why my player doesn't work any more?"
This page has some more good ones:
http://www.liteonit.com/DC/english/customer_1.htm
"Why my email get no reply?"
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