cfitz & MediumRare:
Comforting to know that I am understood. Therefore, with respect to non-technical issues, I will not alter my acerbic, understated style.
I realize that some are incapable of recognizing understated irony and facetiousness. For those exceptions, only the "between the eyes" method that cfitz & dodecahedron resorted to has a chance of succeeding, if any.
Slim